about me

Hi, Shaun here. No, not the soccer player. And not the children's performer.

Just me, a 40-something father of two, residing in Raleigh, NC, where the summer heat has me questioning my life choices. While I've lived in this beautiful state for 20 years, I still consider myself a "Yinzer," growing up in and around the Pittsburgh, PA area.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Update March 2023: I promised myself when I transitioned off of WordPress to this site that I would actually write an about page. I've failed. Enjoy this filler technobabble and lists of things about me.

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We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

- George Bernard Shaw

Hobbies & Interests
  • Snowboarding
  • Mountain biking
  • Hiking and orienteering
  • Paddling
  • Mountains
  • Product development
  • Internet marketing
  • Reading
  • Terrible Photography
  • Board games and console gaming
  • Scuba diving
  • Disc golf
  • Tennis
  • Homebrewing
  • Geocaching
  • Swimming
  • Shenanigans
Spotify Rotation
  • The Black Keys
  • Rainbow Kitten Surprise
  • Mother Mother
  • Cam Cole
  • Rezz
Favorite Movies
  • Lord of the Rings series
  • Donnie Darko
  • Vanilla Sky
  • Shawshank Redemption
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Heat
  • Guardians of the Galaxy 2
  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • Knocked Up
  • Game of Thrones
  • Breaking Bad
  • Black Mirror
  • Parks and Recreation
  • Better Call Saul
  • Andor
  • Rick and Morty
  • Silicon Valley
  • Impractical Jokers
  • Watchmen
Games in Rotation
  • Deathloop
  • Saint's Row Day 1
  • Stray
  • Last of Us 2
  • Biomutant
  • US Masters Swimming (USMS)
  • International Mountain Bike Association (IMBA)
  • Triangle Off-Road Cyclists (TORC)
  • Geocaching
  • NAUI Certified Scuba Diver
  • PADI Certified Open Water Diver, Adventure Diver, Underwater Navigator
  • Certified Acidified Foods Operations Supervisor
  • Lord of Glencoe, Scotland
  • Ordained Minister at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Church of the Latter Day Dude, and Universal Life Church
  • Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity
In Pocket Casts
  • No Such Thing as a Fish
  • If Books Could Kill
  • More or Less: Behind the Statistics
  • Well There's Your Problem
  • Serial Productions
  • Science Vs
  • Hidden Brain
  • Behind the Bastards
  • You're Wrong About
  • Deliver It
  • Huberman Lab
Favorite Jelly Belly Flavors
  • Strawberry Jam
  • Plum
  • Raspberry
  • Sour Cherry
  • Juicy Pear
  • Sizzling Cinnamon
  • Green Apple
  • Red Apple
I can't get enough of:
  • Olo Chipotle paste
  • People's Choice Carne Seca
  • Donuts
  • Guacamole Salsa (this is a thing and is every bit as good as it sounds)
  • Honey
  • Peanut butter
  • Bacon
  • Blueberry Muffin Larabars